Team Spam featured in RAD! Magazine

2007-11-02 19:48:23 by T33mSp4m
Updated

See the entire interview here.

Interviewer: I seem to be interviewing two vaguely human characters. How did I get here? Who are you? Who am I?

b3nnic3: We are Team Spam. My name is b3nnic3. [Pointing to an extremely attractive man next to him] This is Emyu. We have been monitoring you and we have decided you are the best candidate to interview us. This interview is completely fabricated.

Interviewer: Why don't I have any memory of my life?

b3nnic3: That doesn't matter. Some scientists from our home planet have been fine-tuning time travel and memory wiping technologies for longer than the humans have existed in their current state. We have saved all of your memories on our computers. There is nothing to worry about. When this is over you will be placed back into your normal life at the exact moment you were taken out of it. There is no probability of failure.

I: Why was I chosen?

b: We have concluded that you will give us the most challenge in answering questions. We want you to hit us hard and accuse us of reputation threatening things. Gimme gimme shock treatment.

I: Why did you j-

b: I learned that from Penn Jillette. In his book he ends most paragraphs with lyrics. You should read it. Oh, wait, you won't remember any of this, including my recommendation, so you probably won't! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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